Description
At a bake sale, Agatha Delicious stands tending a table of pies. Sumiko Dreams walks in with the last two
pies and places them on the table. Lora Cross walks in and tries to buy a green pie. Agatha tells her green
pies aren’t for sale. Lora leaves to text her boyfriend about that, but really keeps an eye on Agatha and
Sumiko. Jolene Hexx walks in, makes knowing glances with Agatha and buys all the green pies. Jolene
uses her phone to pay for the pies. Lora steps in, says she’s FBI and knows that the 3 girls are spies, using
pies to transmit state secrets. Jolene lunges at Lora, but Sumiko steps between them and tries to calm
them down. Lora nails Sumiko with green pie and examines its bottom. Jolene pies Sumiko with yellow
pie to prove there’s nothing written at the bottom. Lora pies Sumiko with another green pie and shows
the secret at the bottom. Lora says they are all under arrest, and a 3 vs 1 catfight begins, heavily one-sided in favor of Jolene, Agatha and Sumiko, who end up rag dolling Lora with punches, gropes, wedgies,
hair pulling and ripping her dress off. Lora whines for it to stop. The 3 girls pick up 4-5 yellow pies and
take turns pieing Lora, who wipes her eyes and whines between each pie. They force Lora to sit down,
who looks defeated. They stand around debating what to do with her. Fade out.
Sumiko and Jolene talk to each other, ignoring Lora. Agatha walks in saying she talked to HQ about Lora,
and they discuss this. Meanwhile, Lora begins to rouse and catch her second wind, stands up and looks
enraged. The 3 girls are afraid of her. Lora grabs Jolene, tears off her dress, and begins a pie fight with
her (with catfight stuff), until Jolene surrenders. Lora does the same with Sumiko, and then Agatha. The
three girls stand huddled together, looking afraid of Lora. Lora picks up her phone and calls for
reinforcements, gloating about having broken up their spy ring. The three girls blame each other.
