Worst Timing

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Ashley Lane and Hannah Perez are clubbing tonight. Poor planning has lead them to a desperate situation. Drinking so much as both Ashley’s and Hannah’s bladders bursting at the seams. The scene opens with the two of them standing in line for the bathroom  at a club. They recently got an Uber ride over and complain about how the driver wouldn’t pull over to let them pee then.

The girls wait in line, looking and sounding pathetic. It seems the line isn’t moving. Hannah Perez is in excruciating pain and perhaps worse off than Ashley Lane — at least, at this point. Hannah whines and whimpers. Ashley stands next to her impatiently. They’re both visibly doing the “Pee Pee Dance”. Hannah bounces up and down, shifting her weight from one side to the other. She occasionally crouches down and holds her legs together. Ashley Lane’s bladder begins to fill up more. Minutes later, the two of them are still waiting in line. Hannah Perez has got to go so bad, she starts talking about not being able to hold it. At first Ashley doesn’t take Hannah seriously. Hannah says she’s going to piss herself right there in the line.

Ashley Lane tries to be the voice of reason, telling Hannah she can’t piss right there in the club! Hannah Perez is long past the point of reasoning with, and she begins relieving herself in line for the bathroom of this very public place! Pee trickles down Hannah’s leg. Ashley panics, and ushers them both out the back exit of the club.

They exit into a back alley. Perfect, Hannah Perez thinks, and squats down on the ground. While Ashley continues telling her not to, Hannah finishes peeing completely.

Ashley sees this and decides she might as well take her chances too. Hannah switches spots with Ashley and she squats. Right before she can begin her stream, a bouncer opens the back door and discovers them in the midst of their public urination fiasco! He stops Ashley from peeing. Ashley Lane begs for him to let her go. He refuses to allow her to, but eventually she can’t hold it and Ashley pees squatted on the ground right in front of the bouncer. The bouncer is disgusted and tells them this is not OK. Ashley and Hannah stand there for a moment trying to be let back inside. The bouncer absolutely refuses.

That settles it. Ashley Lane and Hannah Perez laugh at the situation and bid the bouncer farewell, saying they will move onto another club!