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Dirt Beneath My Feet 4K

Dirt Beneath My Feet 4K

Original price was: $7.99.Current price is: $6.99.

I guess you’re just hanging out on the floor like a piece of dirt, huh? It’s not like I noticed or care. I just walk into the room and sit down to talk on the phone. My feet happen to be hovering right over your insignificant little body. I bounce them over you for a bit, then take off my slippers and reveal my huge soles. Are you still down there? I’m not listening. Your presence won’t keep me from putting my feet where I want them to be even if they smash you in the process. It also won’t keep me from picking my wedgie or continuing my conversation. I bet you’re getting a great view from down there. you pathetic little perv. We will not be talking about it …or anything, for that matter.

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Office Pet 4K

Office Pet 4K

Original price was: $11.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Maci is working hard and trying to figure stuff out. Maci doesn’t have time to really pay attention to you. She moves you to the floor then back to the desk. She has made a few phone calls and she is getting stressed out. Maci moves you to the chair while she walks around a little bit and then forgets she sat you there. Maci almost squashes you. But she picks you up places you on the desk then she begins stretching a little bit. Maci decides your next destination is going to be the trash can.

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